just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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