got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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