We're like a lot better than the average bears
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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