They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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