She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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