My room smells like vodka and shame
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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