awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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