Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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