Three words: puerto rican gang bang
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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