Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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