i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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