If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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