Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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