sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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