I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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