Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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