last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i justawanted to let you know that illi aalways be thwew for ui and o qill waasag youer dog whenebvet u wsnt
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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