hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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