only if we run a train.
done.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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