you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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