He is an equal opportunity slut.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
What a dumb baby whore.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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