cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
