Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
You made out with two different species that night
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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