I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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