K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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