The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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