HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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