thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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