This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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