How'd it feel making her break her religion?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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