oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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