gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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