so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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