end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
We have started to decorate penises.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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