I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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