i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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