I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
