wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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