Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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