I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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