can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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