let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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