How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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