I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
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