Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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