Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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