It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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