no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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