she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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