with your own penis?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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