Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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