Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
