Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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