Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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